[Nota bene: the following was composed in those first waning hours of fortune so long granted and enjoyed whereupon one, in shock, fears the shell of the blooming nut one, in the headlong tumble from grace,...

Along comes waddling clad in a smoke-screened air of gregarious grandiosity the corpulent, avuncular, bibulous, buxom, and ever jocular and jovial, when not bestirred to incoherent raving on the remorseless...

[Indited whilst the irons were molten, I have sith metamorphically molted, somatically revolted of the the clinging velvet veneer and its ill-usage, now an unencumbered iconoclast engagé, poking pertinaciously...

CORE Butte High School Juniors were mandated to do CAASPP testing on Thursday, where they had to endure the forced imprisonment and child-slave labor that is California’s standardized testing. After...

On March 12th, students got the pleasure of boba being sold in the common area by Krak Boba. Previously, this fundraiser was advertised in homeroom, where some students misheard the announcement and...

On Tuesday, March 10th, CORE Butte held a ‘College and Career Day’ where students could explore different career fields and colleges that set up a promotional table in the gym.  Among these tables...

Steering scion to a realization of such contours, crags and carbuncles pursuant of especial quintessence presupposes a farrago of moil, remuneration languishing in arrears, properly enough concomitant...

The miscegenatory union of the sedate didactatorium and the dancing date has, from my first rencountre with the notion, obtained of a thorough discomfiture to my delicate sensibilities in its apparent...

Blather of sexual equality has long been bruited about, especially by a camarilla of insouciant or dull fainéants, prescinded from thorough descantation or ratiocination of any kind whatever. Forgive...

I was unconcernedly whittling away the grimly grimpen-standard proceedings of homeroom, not hypothecating any attention whatever to the progress of the weekly announcements (in corroboration of the null...

The inauguration of this year’s, as of every year’s, pedagogical peregrination is a queer amalgam of the joy in reuniting with the friends whom you couldn’t bother to see over the summer, and the...