Our great country's leader, Donald Trump, said, “Every place is doing these betting things, and I was never much in favor of it.” This is interesting considering Trump will now be launching a prediction...
Sam Leonard, Copy Editor, Columnist
• May 17, 2026
[Nota bene: the following was composed in those first waning hours of fortune so long granted and enjoyed whereupon one, in shock, fears the shell of the blooming nut one, in the headlong tumble from grace,...
Sam Leonard, Copy Editor, Columnist
• May 17, 2026
Along comes waddling clad in a smoke-screened air of gregarious grandiosity the corpulent, avuncular, bibulous, buxom, and ever jocular and jovial, when not bestirred to incoherent raving on the remorseless...
Sam Leonard, Copy Editor (incurable sinecure wants rescindence), Columnist
• May 17, 2026
[Indited whilst the irons were molten, I have sith metamorphically molted, somatically revolted of the the clinging velvet veneer and its ill-usage, now an unencumbered iconoclast engagé, poking pertinaciously...
Trump, with his nonpareil penchant to huff bluster on his idiomatic ideologue's intractably instigated immolation, has recently aggravated the strain of seeing to his presumedly plenteous and plenitudinous...
Luke Roberts, Social Media Manager
• April 16, 2026
CORE Butte High School Juniors were mandated to do CAASPP testing on Thursday, where they had to endure the forced imprisonment and child-slave labor that is California’s standardized testing.
After...
All the way from the savage jungles of Lan Na, Hunter and Coffin are effacingly proud to present their production of their very own Bunkering Hall Bros., a most singular chimerical oddity whereof there...
Part of being human and part of being a teenager is having this desire to fit in. As a Christian, though, I am called to be different (Romans 12:2). This was a struggle growing up. The high school I attended...
On March 12th, students got the pleasure of boba being sold in the common area by Krak Boba.
Previously, this fundraiser was advertised in homeroom, where some students misheard the announcement and...
Luke Roberts, Social Media Manager
• March 12, 2026
On Tuesday, March 10th, CORE Butte held a ‘College and Career Day’ where students could explore different career fields and colleges that set up a promotional table in the gym.
Among these tables...
Pokémon is easily one of the biggest franchises on the planet. They have many shows, a large trading card game, and, most prominently known, their games, which have all been going on for 30 years now.
There...
When conflicts are on the rise, militaries scramble to get the best technology for war. Today‘s hot technology is AI, and when the United States was choosing AI companies to deploy with, Anthropic was...